BOSS.

THE HOUSE CAT · $BOSS

Your house.
His rules.

An orange cat. A whole lot of attitude.
Absolutely no rent.

Good luck getting his attention.

your pillow, apparently.
Yeah. I'm staying here.
A sleepy, round orange cat sprawled across the whole of a blue pillow.
RENT PAID$0perfect record.
SCROLL QUIETLY. HE'S NAPPING.EST. WHENEVER HE MOVED IN
01 / MEET BOSSA VERY FAMILIAR FACE
The same unimpressed orange cat squeezing himself into a cardboard box that is much too small.

The bed was $80.
He kept the box.

You know
this cat.

The one who takes your warm seat the second you get up. Who ignores his name but hears a snack bag from three rooms away.

The one you work all day to support.

That's BOSS.
He lets you live here.

02 / HOUSE RULESYOU WEREN'T CONSULTED.

Make yourself
useful.

A few things to remember
while living in his house.

01

Move your feet.
Lose your seat.

You went to get water.
He accepted your resignation.

fair & square.
02

The door must
remain open.

Will he go through it? No.
Is that the point? Also no.

it's a principle.
03

Dinner was
five minutes ago.

He's never been fed.
According to him.

a terrible ordeal.
03 / HIS SCHEDULEPLEASE ADJUST YOURS.

SAME CAT. TWO VERY DIFFERENT SHIFTS.

Sleeps all day.
Then 3 AM hits.

Tap the clock. You'll understand.